Taffy Chewing on the Regular Train

Please, for the love of all things Holy, STOP. SMACKING. YOUR. TAFFY. (Or whatever fruity-smelling candy is causing your mouth to make that horribly irritating noise)

A Magical Late EXPRESS Train

Kids, I'm on the late train tonight. I fully expected to be on the 8:40 p.m. local train that would put my home arrival time at around 10 p.m. 

Well, some unfortunate souls earlier tonight had to deal with an equipment failure (a blown engine, info courtesy of my favorite Metra Police Officer) on the 7:40 p.m. local. 

So...They. added. an. EXPRESS. TRAIN. It leaves at 8:35 p.m. First stop? This girl's home station! I'll be home around 9:15 p.m. 🚊👍😃

You did something right, Metra.