Make Yourself at Home on the Late Train

Hi, peeps...while it has been a bit since I posted regularly, this week has been a goldmine.

I'm on the 9:40 train home. It's raining outside, so there are some wet seats, but generally enough seats that everyone can have a seat to him- or herself. 

I saw this guy walk one way then the other. I was absorbed in reading, so I hadn't noticed that the reason he walked past me once then twice until I looked up and glanced around.

It was this chick.

This self-absorbed, entitled, manner-lacking chick. The dude had to use his suit jacket to wipe off the seat in which he eventually sat. (2 rows up from me) because this chick took up what is meant to accommodate 4 people. Wow.