A Continuous Loop on the Morning Train

"Please take a few moments to familiarize yourself with the location of the emergency exits. Each half of the car is equipped with at least two emergency exit windows. Opening instructions are on each window. All cars are equipped with emergency lighting that will engage automatically if a power loss occurs."

I've heard that so many times since boarding the train ten minutes ago that I can assure you it is the exact language.  I think it's stuck on an endless loop...this is going to be a fun commute.