Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Not-So-Muffled and Other Conversations on the Late Train

Hey. Dude.

Yes, you. The guy who is holding his hand over his mouth while talking full-volume to a friend on the phone. A couple things:

1. I can hear you. Every word. It just sounds like you are talking into a towel.
2. You are not as funny as you think.
3. Quit belching.
4. You are a jerk, using derogatory terms the likes of which I won't write...

In other news, whatever those teenage European tourists are talking about , I don't think they understand the English word they are pronouncing slowly.  In a similar fashion to Phoebe Buffay saying "Nes-tlay Tool-lhouse", they are saying "li-et bu-ulb."  It's a light bulb.  I don't know what they think they are saying, but it's entertaining.

Behind them is a guy conducting an international business conference call...and he is increasingly louder while trying to make his point that the specs have changed since last week.

Fun times tonight.  Fun times.

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